PSA: I blew $800 on a brand audit from a 'guru' who just gave me a list of buzzwords.

Happened about six months back. Saw this guy online with a slick website and a ton of followers. He promised a full brand audit for my small trucking company. Paid him the cash. What I got back was a 10-page PDF full of words like 'synergy' and 'paradigm shift' but zero real steps. No talk about my actual customers, the routes I run, or how my trucks look on the road. It was all fluff. Felt like he just used a template for any business. Total waste. Now I'm back to square one trying to figure out my brand voice myself. Has anyone found a good, no-nonsense resource for this stuff that doesn't cost an arm and a leg?

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diana1551d ago

My cousin had a similar thing happen with her bakery. She paid a consultant who told her to "optimize her artisanal narrative" but never mentioned her famous sourdough or the farmers market crowds. It was all about finding your "authentic space" in the market. She ended up just asking her regulars what they liked and built from there. Sometimes the simple way is right in front of you.

kim_hart71d ago

But what if the regulars don't know what they want next? Maybe that consultant's fancy talk was just a bad way of saying she needed to find new customers, not just ask the same old crowd. Sticking only to what you already do can keep a business stuck.