Overheard my coworker say Ranch belongs on everything, even pizza

I was getting lunch at the break room and Jeff from accounting said he puts Ranch dressing on pepperoni pizza. I thought that was crazy until I tried it on a slice from Domino's yesterday. Actually not bad, cuts the grease a bit. Any of you guys got weird condiment combos on pizza that work?

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cameron_webb14d ago

Ranch on pizza... sounds like a cry for help honestly.

dakota_taylor3914d ago

Has anyone ever stopped to think that maybe the ranch is actually a clever way to dress up a bad pizza? I mean, if the pizza joint is lousy and the crust tastes like cardboard, a little ranch can hide that. It's like a safety net for when you're stuck eating somewhere that shouldn't be making pizza in the first place. The real cry for help is ordering from those places without a backup plan.